On The Menu For Today

On the menu for today, alcohol is our best seller because everyone who orders this has something they want to forget. 

If you are not looking forward to forgetting your life I highly suggest going with the parsley. 
Warning: parsley is bitter, but not as bitter as life can be. 
Take this if you want to be reminded that life is not only bitterness.

Last is the salt. 
The finest kosher salt, because we have to have something for the Jews.

The best way to apply the salt is into the cuts of your past and remember every painful sin you've committed.

The things we eat slowly kill us inside. 
Not like poison but the choices we make, because every sin stings more than the last. 
Just make sure your sins don't show because that is not ethnical. 
If you insist on revealing every flaw you will wake up with the word "SINNER" tattooed to the inside of your eye lids & you won't be able to forget who you truly are. 

But that is okay. 
Don’t forget who you are because when you forget yourself, when you forget your sins, you lose your sanity.

Because I got to admit that I have sinned the same sin more than once. 
I morn for the clarity of a sinless life. 
So I take the salt to remind me of my sins to make sure I never make the same mistake again. 
Every time I blink my sins is a constant reminder of who I am & I don’t need any alcohol to suppress the deep secrets inside of me. 
For I like my sins & I don’t want to forget who I am.

Cheers (British accent)